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很贱很逗比的霸气个性说说

很贱很逗比的霸气个性说说

一、下次我要死谁也别拦我谁拦我我拉谁一起死

九乐棋牌二、淫的一手好湿并不难,难的是淫一被子好湿!

三、你要相信这个世界上还有很多神经病没到神经病院去

四、她今儿敢偷钱明儿就敢偷人,这都一条龙作业的事。

九乐棋牌五、唉,我家交不起电费了,只好烧钱取暖了。

六、不要总是躺在床上,除非你在床上了能赚钱——苍老师

七、又帅又有车的,那是象棋.有钱又有房的,那是银行

九乐棋牌八、请问你的数学是哪个语文老师教的?

九、网络就像是监狱,本来是偷了个钱包进来的,等出去的时候就什么都学会了。

九乐棋牌十、那天你握住那东西上下摇晃,叫你轻些别太激烈了,你就是不听,结果喷得我身上粘粘的湿湿的……早就跟你说开香槟会喷吧!

九乐棋牌十一、做作业困了要睡觉时,就告诉自己:那是你的奏折,那是你的江山,那是你的子民。然后瞬间清醒,朕要做一代明君!

十二、如果你是一个胖纸,记住不要围红色的围巾。不然你会很像QQ。

十三、不要老跟我恩恩哦哦的,难道跟我聊个天也会让你高潮。

十四、一尼姑去医院做B超,粗心的护士将一孕妇的化验单给了她。尼姑看了以后叹了口气道:“这年头,连胡萝卜都靠不住了。”

九乐棋牌十五、说不出你哪里好,就是想看你洗澡。

十六、不怕鸡蛋里挑骨头的,就怕他非要在骨头里找鸡蛋。

十七、总感觉别人都是吃几口就饱了,而我是吃饱了还能再吃几口…

九乐棋牌十八、说的不一定比唱的好听。但是唱的一定比说的难听。

九乐棋牌十九、我活到现在这把年纪,拿得起放得下的东西只有筷子

二十、回忆不是一个人变老的标志,反复回忆才是。

二十一、我觉得每天早上去学校抄作业,生活就很充实了。

二十二、放假的意义就在于,一个说不起就不起的早晨,一个说不睡就不睡的深夜和一个说不出门就不出门的白天。

二十三、婚姻是爱情的坟墓,可悲的是,居然有小三来盗墓

九乐棋牌二十四、爷爷说:新闻联播看了几十年,愣是没看到大结局。

九乐棋牌二十五、有些老男人好色,以为年轻女孩子都缺钱花

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